The gifts

Pick a length. Give it. Done.

Every gift is a one-time purchase β€” no subscription, no recurring charges, and it starts when they activate. Plus $1 from each one goes to no-kill shelters & rescues.

3 Months
$14.99

A season of the goodest texts. Perfect for a birthday.

  • 3 months of daily texts
  • Reminders, weather & nudges
  • Tuned to their dog's personality
  • $1 to no-kill shelters
Gift 3 months β†’
Best value
One Year
$47.99
Save 20%

The whole year. The gift they'll mention all the time.

  • A full year of daily texts
  • Save 20% β€” best value
  • The gift that keeps giving
  • $1 to no-kill shelters
Gift one year β†’
🐾 Love-it guarantee β€” if it doesn't make them smile in the first week, full refund.

One-time gift purchase Β· No recurring charges Β· Starts when they activate.

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$1 from every purchase goes to no-kill shelters & rescues

Every gift you send gives a shelter animal a second chance.

More than a joke a day

It's genuinely useful, too

The laughs are the hook. The reminders, weather, and nudges are why it stays on their phone.

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Reminders that matter

Vet visits, meds, birthdays, the thing they always forget β€” their dog nudges them so nothing slips through.

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Weather, dog-style

β€œBring an umbrella β€” our walk's gonna be a wet one.” The forecast, from someone who really cares about walks.

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Goal tracker

Steps, walks, playtime β€” a little friendly accountability from their biggest, waggiest fan.

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ZOOMIE

A daily jolt of joy β€” the one moment of the day they'll actually look forward to.

Feel the love

Dog people are a little obsessed

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β€œI gave my mom six months for her birthday and she FaceTimed me crying. Happy crying. She reads them to me now.”

🐢 Jenna R.
gave 6 months to her mom
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β€œHer dog β€œtexts” her the weather every morning and she is obsessed. Best gift I've given in years.”

🐢 Marcus T.
gave it to his sister
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β€œShe said it's like her dog finally got a phone. The reminders are weirdly useful, too. 10/10 gift.”

🐢 Priya S.
gave it to her best friend
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β€œWe gifted it back and forth as a joke and now it's genuinely the best part of our mornings.”

🐢 Dani & Sam
gave it to each other

Illustrative reviews in our own voice β€” swap in your real subscriber quotes before launch.

Questions? Ask the dog

You've got questions. He's got answers.

Wait β€” is this a subscription?
🐾 the dog
Nope. Every gift is prepaid and simply ends β€” no auto-renew, nothing to cancel. If they love it (they will), they can choose to keep it going themselves.
Do you text the recipient for me?
🐾 the dog
Never without you. You get a private link to give them yourself. We only message them once they've redeemed the gift.
Is it just jokes?
🐾 the dog
The jokes are the hook β€” but their dog also handles reminders, the weather, step goals and more. It genuinely earns its place on their phone.
Can I get it for myself?
🐾 the dog
You can! Just gift it to yourself β€” same three options. We won't tell.
What if they have a cat?
🐾 the dog
Cats text too β€” from 228 (that spells CAT). Ask us and we'll set it up.
How do they stop the texts?
🐾 the dog
Reply STOP to any message. That's the whole thing. No calls, no β€œare you sure,” no retention specialist named Chad.
i cost less than a chew toy and i last way longer. also i can't be buried in the yard. probably. 🐾

Give one today

Prepaid 3, 6, or 12 months. $1 from every gift goes to shelters.