How it works

A gift in four easy steps

You stay in control the whole way β€” we never message them until you've given the gift yourself.

How gifting works

You give it. We never spoil the surprise.

You get a private link to hand over yourself β€” we don't message them out of the blue.

1 🎁

Pick their gift

Choose 3, 6, or 12 months and check out. One price, paid once β€” no subscription.

2 πŸ”—

Get your private link

We hand the link to you. We never message them out of the blue.

3 πŸ’Œ

Give it your way

Text it, email it, or tuck it in a card. They open it and set up their dog in about a minute.

4 πŸ””

They choose to keep it

As the gift winds down, they get one friendly text asking if they'd like to keep it going. Their call β€” no auto-charge.

The secret sauce

The contact-card trick that makes it feel real

When they redeem the gift, we send a ready-made contact card. They save it with their dog's name and favorite photo β€” and every message arrives as β€œBiscuit πŸΎβ€, complete with that little face. That's what turns a service into their dog.

See the gifts β†’
🐢 Biscuit 🐾 ● active now
Today 7:42 AM
the contact photo they picked for me is very flattering. accurate, but flattering.
now every text shows up as me. that's the magic. also, the mailman. we should talk about the mailman.
Delivered
🐾 364DOG 🐈 228CAT

Every dog texts from 364 β€” that spells DOG. Cats? They text from 228. Obviously.

Questions? Ask the dog

You've got questions. He's got answers.

Wait β€” is this a subscription?
🐾 the dog
Nope. Every gift is prepaid and simply ends β€” no auto-renew, nothing to cancel. If they love it (they will), they can choose to keep it going themselves.
Do you text the recipient for me?
🐾 the dog
Never without you. You get a private link to give them yourself. We only message them once they've redeemed the gift.
Is it just jokes?
🐾 the dog
The jokes are the hook β€” but their dog also handles reminders, the weather, step goals and more. It genuinely earns its place on their phone.
Can I get it for myself?
🐾 the dog
You can! Just gift it to yourself β€” same three options. We won't tell.
What if they have a cat?
🐾 the dog
Cats text too β€” from 228 (that spells CAT). Ask us and we'll set it up.
How do they stop the texts?
🐾 the dog
Reply STOP to any message. That's the whole thing. No calls, no β€œare you sure,” no retention specialist named Chad.
psst β€” when my time's almost up, i'll text them to see if they want to keep me around. no pressure. (a little pressure.) 🐾

Ready to give the goodest text?

Pick a length, get your private link, and give it your way.